A play on words of course. If I was a fertile myrtle myself I wouldn’t feel as compelled to blog about it all. I am taking back the dark night of my soul, reinventing “fertile”. Who needs babies when you can birth blogs with so much less pain? I just visualized if childbirth were more like blog, with the latest contraction, dilation size or shouted obscenity at the top. There would be comments from the avid fans underneath like:
bunnylegs – OMG! you go grrrrl. i can’t believe your vagina is so HUGE. shit. i just wrote vagina, LOL!
I remember going to a play in university in Montreal where a lesbo couple had a midwife who told them to remember that during labour, “an open mouth is an open vagina,” no doubt reminding them to breathe and chant and vocalize. Well readers, here’s my open mouth. OMG!
Hope you like it.
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